Does anyone know a good way of keeping Godzilla out of my garden this year?

I have tried everything, including placing a Very Large Array of those electric beam dishes around the perimeter, but with no satisfactory results. I thought about assembling a team of professional, high quality effects and script writers together, in theory this should keep him away. Any ideas?

(This question is just for fun of course)

Put Mothra on a short chain, maybe just a foot longer than the edge of the garden. If that doesn't work just make sure your garden isn't in Tokoyo, that'll be the first place he goes if he shows up this year.

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4 Responses to “Does anyone know a good way of keeping Godzilla out of my garden this year?”

Lindsay Jane Says:
February 20th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
What about Mrs Godzilla.Unless Godzilla is a Cat.
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McBain8744 Says:
February 20th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Put Mothra on a short chain, maybe just a foot longer than the edge of the garden. If that doesn't work just make sure your garden isn't in Tokoyo, that'll be the first place he goes if he shows up this year.
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gpmarie Says:
February 20th, 2007 at 2:05 pm
use a LOT of raid.
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KirksWorld Says:
February 20th, 2007 at 2:42 pm
Make a moat with rubber solvent (to dissolve that hokey suit)!
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I can't believe I used to watch this stuff.

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